Sunday, April 12, 2015

GLOBAL ENGLISH SLIPs

Thanks to M G Anatharaman who forwarded this message:
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Wonderful English from Around the World
                     
Airline ticket office, Copenhagen :
WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.
 
In a Bangkok temple :IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN.
 
Cocktail lounge, Norway :LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
 
Doctors office, Rome :SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.
 
Dry cleaners, Bangkok :DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.
 
In a Nairobi restaurant :CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.
 
On the main road to Mombasa, leaving Nairobi :TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.
 
On a poster at:ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO WE CAN HELP.
 
In a City restaurant :OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.
 
In a cemetery :                     
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.
 
Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations :GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.
 
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant :OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.
 
In a Tokyo bar :SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.
 

 Hotel, Japan :
YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.
 
In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery :YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAYS.
 
A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest :IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.
 
Hotel, Zurich :BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.
 

A laundry in Rome :LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.

Saturday, March 14, 2015

MOUSE-best use

How to Become an Advanced Mouse User
We all see the younger generation operate their computers effortlessly, and we can’t figure out how they do it so quickly and efficiently. The truth of the matter is, that a lot of their speed is thanks to better use of their mouse. Your mouse can do more than just point-and-click, and this guide will teach you how to maximize your use of it. Better mouse control will improve your efficiency and self-confidence in your computer skills.
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The Left Mouse Button
The left mouse button is the one we mainly use, be if for selecting, marking or just clicking away. Here are a few other things you can do with it.
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The left mouse button
  • You can quickly highlight a segment of text by pressing and holding the Shift key on the keyboard. Then, click once where you would the selection to start, and once more where you’d it to end.
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Section highlight by using Shift
  • To quickly highlight a specific word, simply double-click on it. To do it for an entire paragraph, triple-click it.
  • A different way of highlighting text is by pressing and holding the Alt key on your keyboard, then click and hold the left mouse button, and drag the mouse cursor in the direction you’d to highlight. This will form a (usually) gray rectangle that will only highlight the text inside it.
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Highlighting a section by using Alt
  • If you’re browsing a web page you , and then see a link to a page you would to check-out later you can do it by opening the link in a new browser tab. Press and hold the Ctrl key on the keyboard and then left-click on the link. It will now open in a separate tab in the browser, and you can continue with your browsing.
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Opening a new tab by using Ctrl
  • By double-clicking on the top bar of (almost) any window, you will cause it to maximize and fit the entire screen. Doing it in a maximized window will revert it to its smaller size.
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The top bar - highlighted in red
  • If you’re using Windows 7 or above, you can easily split the screen between two windows to increase your efficiency. To do that, click and hold the top bar of one window, and then drag it to one edge of the screen and let go of the left mouse button. Then do the same with the other window, but drag it to the opposite side of the screen.
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Split screen between Baba-Mail and a text documet
  • You can transfer a file from one folder to another, or highlighted text from one spot in a document to another. Left-click and hold the file or highlighted text, and then drag it to the desired location and release.

The Right Mouse Button
The right mouse button is mainly used to open up action-menus. By holding the cursor over a file or highlighted text and pressing the right mouse button, you’ll see a new menu pops out with various options relevant to the highlighted selection.
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The right mouse button
  • To easily copy a file or a highlighted bit of text, right-click on it and select “Copy” (to duplicate the selection) or alternatively, choose “Cut” to remove the highlighted selection before placing it in another spot. Once you’re done, move the mouse to the place you wish to enter the selection you copied or cut, and right click again, then select “Paste”.
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Copy/Paste options
  • Another way of moving a file or highlighted text similarly to the “Cut” option is to click and hold the right button over the text/file and dragging it to that location. Once you let go of the right mouse button, you’ll have the option to copy it to that spot or move it there completely.
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Copy/Move options

The Mouse Wheel – The Middle Mouse Button
On most modern mice, you’ll find a small “wheel” which also serves as a third button, as well as letting you scroll through pages. This button has several functions that will make your life easier as well.
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The mouse wheel
  • The wheel lets you scroll up and down on a page, but if you press and hold the Ctrl key on the keyboard while scrolling, you’ll increase or decrease the size of the text and images on the web page.
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Mouse-wheel click to open a new tab
  • If you click on a link with the mouse wheel, it’ll open it in a new browser tab.
  • To close an open tab, click on it with the mouse wheel.
  • If you click the wheel in the middle of the page, the cursor will change to something similar to this -Mouse Ninja. Wherever you move your mouse while that icon appears, your screen will scroll accordingly. The further away you move the cursor from the original spot, the faster the scrolling will be, so it’s recommended that you move it slowly.
  • This final trick only works in the Internet Explorer andFirefox browsers – By pressing and holding the Shift key on your keyboard and moving the mouse wheel down, you will move back or forward on web pages you’ve visited (similar to the “Back” button in the browser).

Sunday, January 4, 2015

Inventions by Indians

Thanks to M G Anantharaman, who forwarded this piece:


Top 10 Biggest Inventions by Indians 

http://omgtoptens.com/history/top-10-biggest-inventions-indian-people/ 

India has been a prominent center of learning since ancient times. The land was one of the most
 advanced regions in various fields of science.The Indian subcontinent has been a major 
contributor to the world and has excelled in fields of astronomy, numerology, arithmetic, 
mineralogy, metallurgy, logic, information and technology. Some of the inventions even date back
 to as early as the Indus Valley Civilization. Historical evidences and excavations by 
archaeologists ascertain the dominance of India in the field of science and technology.
10. Cotton Gin
Cotton Gin is a machine used to separate cotton from the seeds. The evidence of this
 machine was found through the carvings on Ajanta caves where the pictures of these 
machines were engraved. Dating back to 500 AD, this hand roller machine was locally called Charkha.
 This machine has undergone changes through the course of time but 
the most primitive form of cotton gin originated from India.
9. Buttons
Buttons are a major part of our clothing even today. Buttons were invented in India and 
various historical evidences and excavations prove that buttons were used by the people 
belonging to the Indus Valley Civilization. Shells were given various shapes and were pierced 
into a hole. Earlier they were used more as an embellishment but were gradually used to fasten clothes.
8.  Natural Fibers
Natural fibers like wool, cotton and plant originated from India. Evidences show that 
people of the Indus Valley used cotton and India pioneered the art of cotton spinning and 
used it in making fabric. Jute, a plant fiber, was cultivated in India since ancient times
 and was later exported to other countries. Cashmere wool, which is supposed to be
 the finest wool was first made in Kashmir and was used to make hand - made 
shawls. These shawls have maintained their richness and exclusivity even today.
7. Surgery
Cataract surgery and plastic surgery were also first performed by the ancient physician 
Sushruta. These surgeries dated back to 2000BCE and his work were later translated to 
Arabic language and gradually passed on to European countries. He used a curved needle and
 removed the cataract by pushing the lens. The eyes were then immersed in warm butter and 
were properly covered till they were completely healed. People from far off 
countries came to India to seek treatment.
6. Medical Treatments
Leprosy was first noticed by Indians and various ancient remedies are also mentioned in 
the Atharva Veda. Lithiasis treatment or the treatment for eradicating stones was first 
introduced in India. Small Pox vaccinations were first cured in India and symptoms and ways
 of immunization against small pox were mentioned in 8 th  century by Madhav. Ayurveda and 
Siddha are the two primitive methods of treatment that originated in India and are still used as an
 alternate way of treatment. They were used for holistic healing and ancient sages of India 
mastered this treatment method. Another Indian medical practitioner named Upendra Nath
 Bramhachari invented methods to treat Visceral Leishmaniasis or 
Kala Azar. This Nobel Laureate was responsible for the eradication of this ailment.
5. Diamonds
Diamonds were first mined in India. Huge deposits of diamonds were found in Central 
India and it gradually developed as a precious stone. India till 18 th  century was the only
 country where diamonds were found and were later on exported to other countries. Indians 
were well aware of the physical properties of diamond like its durability, ability to cut other hard
 surfaces, sparkling effect and the refractive property. Various ancient books have 
mentioned the use of diamond as a tool and have also mentioned the exquisiteness of this sparkling stone.
4. Dock
India was the first nation to have a dock that dated back to 2400BCE. People belonging
 to the Harappa Civilization were the first to build a dock in Lothal. This proves their immense 
understanding of oceanology and marine engineering. The Lothal Dock proves their precision and
 vast knowledge about tidal waves and hydrography. Without
 having a thorough knowledge of these topics, it is impossible to build a dock.
3. Crucible Steel
High-quality steel has been produced in South India since ancient times. The technique used
 to manufacture it was later on called the crucible technique. Pure wrought iron was first put 
together with glass and charcoal in a container and 
was heated till the metal melted and absorbed the carbon.
2. Ink
Ink made from various materials was first invented in India. This black 
pigment was used in writing manuscripts in ancient India.
 India ink was made by burning tar,
 pitch, bones. Carbon was the primary pigment of India ink.
1. Zero
Mathematics does not make sense without zero. Although it has no value,
 it plays a vital role in Arithmetic. Aryabhatta was a great mathematician and an 
ace astronomer. His contribution to mathematics is unimaginable. Use of Place Value System was
 clearly mentioned in Aryabhatta’s Bhakshali manuscript and thus zero came into existence.
 No particular symbol was given to zero but the presence of zero was evident from his work